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Classy Cards
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Style:
Notebook- Evil-Punch-Work-Shit
You're like real adults now
and you thought retirement was going to be relaxing
dont worry this cake goes straight to your boobs
I fucking Love you
Olive You
Blitzen
Mom You always seemed to have your shit together
Mom isnt life so much more fun now that we can drink wine together?
Dad thanks for always supporting me
Dad you always seemed to have your shit together
Happy Birthday Dont forget your age directly correlates to
I would've got you a gift card but i knew
Congrats on your new home, thanks for
Sorry you cant drink, or fit in pants
That fucking sucks
Fuck Cancer
I wnat to be with you
Im dreaming of a white Christmas
Someones excited for Christmas
Fuck List
You dont realize how many people you hate until you have to name a baby
Id Be Fucked without you
You have no fucking idea how strong you are
Fuck Man That Sucks
What? you expected my lazy ass
Well on the brightside
Happy Birthday Fucker
Sure you frustrate the hell
Your Kinda Bitch
I Like you because we hate all of the same people
You Got Old
Thanks for always being older than me
Sorry I called you old
One minute your having fun and the next
Happy Birthday to my bad ass bitch
You're such a fucking babe
Eat local
Two words: Poop Explosion
Age and glasses of wine should never be counted
TO Mom TO Dad
Ho.
Love Is not holding in your farts
Its remarkable how long we tolerated each other
Shit Got Real
Holy Shit you're engaged
Im like 90% happy
Look at you getting married and shit
Wine Labels - Girls just wanna have fun Bachelorette
Wine Lables- Newlyweds First Anniversary
Wine Lables - Drink Up grinches
Planner Note Pads Awesome Week - Adult Hard
Birthday Shark
You look like you were born in the 1900s
Blow Me
Tits Your Birthday
We're at the age where/dad attractive
I heard Old people like getting cards
I Have no idea how old you are
Happy Birthday Now go buy (holds gift card)
Im Hungry!
MOM Id be Fucked without you
Fucking Quitter
That Makes my Heart hurt
Congratu-Fucking-lations
Congrats Fuckers
Thanks for the Orgasms
I Cant wait to have spontaneous
You're my favourite person to talk shit with
You had me at, "I hate that bitch too"
I Love you, you idiot
Roses are Red, Weed is Green, i forgot the rest
Look at you being all Festive and Shit
Calm Down I didint get you a gift
Tis the season to Fuck off
Merry Fucking Christmas
NOTEBOOK - Wine Ideas
NOTEBOOK - Because Im Old
NOTEBOOK - SHIT TO REMEMBER
NOTEBOOK - Should Say at Work
BAG-Could be a bag of
BAG - Awesome Shit Inside
BAG - Happy Fucking Birthday
BAG - Lets Drink Wine
Well Dad/Mom You did your best
Happy Birthday you geriatric F***
Look at you doing cool shit
I love you more than you annoy me
I think we'll be friends forever because we're too lazy to find new friends
Im Glad That I have you because
YOU'RE RETIRING? LAZY
CONGRATS on your new job, im sure
You're Engaged? I guess I owe
Hedgehugs/Rockin/Great Kid Birthday
Notebook- Evil-Punch-Work-Shit
Pen Set of 3 -Boss-Alone-Optimistic-Excessive
Bag - Congrats Fuckers
Bag- This Gift is the Tits
Bandaids - Man-Daids
Bandaids - Klutzy Kunts
BAG-Merry Xmas
NOTEBOOK - Thoughts I have during Work Meetings
Bandaids - Boo Boo Bands
I wanna be on the nice list but everyone is so fucking annoying
You're a f*ucking home owner now!
You're like real adults now - $6.49
and you thought retirement was going to be relaxing - $6.49
dont worry this cake goes straight to your boobs - $6.49
I fucking Love you - $6.49
Olive You - $6.49
Blitzen - $6.49
Mom You always seemed to have your shit together - $6.49
Mom isnt life so much more fun now that we can drink wine together? - $6.49
Dad thanks for always supporting me - $6.49
Dad you always seemed to have your shit together - $6.49
Happy Birthday Dont forget your age directly correlates to - $6.49
I would've got you a gift card but i knew - $6.49
Congrats on your new home, thanks for - $6.49
Sorry you cant drink, or fit in pants - $6.49
That fucking sucks - $6.49
Fuck Cancer - $6.49
I wnat to be with you - $6.49
Im dreaming of a white Christmas - $6.49
Someones excited for Christmas - $6.49
Fuck List - $6.49
You dont realize how many people you hate until you have to name a baby - $6.49
Id Be Fucked without you - $6.49
You have no fucking idea how strong you are - $6.49
Fuck Man That Sucks - $6.49
What? you expected my lazy ass - $6.49
Well on the brightside - $6.49
Happy Birthday Fucker - $6.49
Sure you frustrate the hell - $6.49
Your Kinda Bitch - $6.49
I Like you because we hate all of the same people - $6.49
You Got Old - $6.49
Thanks for always being older than me - $6.49
Sorry I called you old - $6.49
One minute your having fun and the next - $6.49
Happy Birthday to my bad ass bitch - $6.49
You're such a fucking babe - $6.49
Eat local - $6.49
Two words: Poop Explosion - $6.49
Age and glasses of wine should never be counted - $6.49
TO Mom TO Dad - $6.49
Ho. - $6.49
Love Is not holding in your farts - $6.49
Its remarkable how long we tolerated each other - $6.49
Shit Got Real - $6.49
Holy Shit you're engaged - $6.49
Im like 90% happy - $6.49
Look at you getting married and shit - $6.49
Wine Labels - Girls just wanna have fun Bachelorette - $11.99
Wine Lables- Newlyweds First Anniversary - $11.99
Wine Lables - Drink Up grinches - $11.99
Planner Note Pads Awesome Week - Adult Hard - $17.99
Birthday Shark - $6.49
You look like you were born in the 1900s - $6.49
Blow Me - $6.49
Tits Your Birthday - $6.49
We're at the age where/dad attractive - $6.49
I heard Old people like getting cards - $6.49
I Have no idea how old you are - $6.49
Happy Birthday Now go buy (holds gift card) - $6.49
Im Hungry! - $6.49
MOM Id be Fucked without you - $6.49
Fucking Quitter - $6.49
That Makes my Heart hurt - $6.49
Congratu-Fucking-lations - $6.49
Congrats Fuckers - $6.49
Thanks for the Orgasms - $6.49
I Cant wait to have spontaneous - $6.49
You're my favourite person to talk shit with - $6.49
You had me at, "I hate that bitch too" - $6.49
I Love you, you idiot - $6.49
Roses are Red, Weed is Green, i forgot the rest - $6.49
Look at you being all Festive and Shit - $6.49
Calm Down I didint get you a gift - $6.49
Tis the season to Fuck off - $6.49
Merry Fucking Christmas - $6.49
NOTEBOOK - Wine Ideas - $14.99
NOTEBOOK - Because Im Old - $14.99
NOTEBOOK - SHIT TO REMEMBER - $14.99
NOTEBOOK - Should Say at Work - $14.99
BAG-Could be a bag of - $4.49
BAG - Awesome Shit Inside - $4.49
BAG - Happy Fucking Birthday - $4.49
BAG - Lets Drink Wine - $4.49
Well Dad/Mom You did your best - $6.49
Happy Birthday you geriatric F*** - $6.49
Look at you doing cool shit - $6.49
I love you more than you annoy me - $6.49
I think we'll be friends forever because we're too lazy to find new friends - $6.49
Im Glad That I have you because - $6.49
YOU'RE RETIRING? LAZY - $6.49
CONGRATS on your new job, im sure - $6.49
You're Engaged? I guess I owe - $6.49
Hedgehugs/Rockin/Great Kid Birthday - $6.49
Notebook- Evil-Punch-Work-Shit - $14.99
Pen Set of 3 -Boss-Alone-Optimistic-Excessive - $19.99
Bag - Congrats Fuckers - $4.49
Bag- This Gift is the Tits - $4.49
Bandaids - Man-Daids - $11.99
Bandaids - Klutzy Kunts - $11.99
BAG-Merry Xmas - $4.49
NOTEBOOK - Thoughts I have during Work Meetings - $14.99
Bandaids - Boo Boo Bands - $11.99
I wanna be on the nice list but everyone is so fucking annoying - $6.49
You're a f*ucking home owner now! - $6.49
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Classy Cards
Sale price
$14.99
Regular price
(/)
Style:
Notebook- Evil-Punch-Work-Shit
You're like real adults now
and you thought retirement was going to be relaxing
dont worry this cake goes straight to your boobs
I fucking Love you
Olive You
Blitzen
Mom You always seemed to have your shit together
Mom isnt life so much more fun now that we can drink wine together?
Dad thanks for always supporting me
Dad you always seemed to have your shit together
Happy Birthday Dont forget your age directly correlates to
I would've got you a gift card but i knew
Congrats on your new home, thanks for
Sorry you cant drink, or fit in pants
That fucking sucks
Fuck Cancer
I wnat to be with you
Im dreaming of a white Christmas
Someones excited for Christmas
Fuck List
You dont realize how many people you hate until you have to name a baby
Id Be Fucked without you
You have no fucking idea how strong you are
Fuck Man That Sucks
What? you expected my lazy ass
Well on the brightside
Happy Birthday Fucker
Sure you frustrate the hell
Your Kinda Bitch
I Like you because we hate all of the same people
You Got Old
Thanks for always being older than me
Sorry I called you old
One minute your having fun and the next
Happy Birthday to my bad ass bitch
You're such a fucking babe
Eat local
Two words: Poop Explosion
Age and glasses of wine should never be counted
TO Mom TO Dad
Ho.
Love Is not holding in your farts
Its remarkable how long we tolerated each other
Shit Got Real
Holy Shit you're engaged
Im like 90% happy
Look at you getting married and shit
Wine Labels - Girls just wanna have fun Bachelorette
Wine Lables- Newlyweds First Anniversary
Wine Lables - Drink Up grinches
Planner Note Pads Awesome Week - Adult Hard
Birthday Shark
You look like you were born in the 1900s
Blow Me
Tits Your Birthday
We're at the age where/dad attractive
I heard Old people like getting cards
I Have no idea how old you are
Happy Birthday Now go buy (holds gift card)
Im Hungry!
MOM Id be Fucked without you
Fucking Quitter
That Makes my Heart hurt
Congratu-Fucking-lations
Congrats Fuckers
Thanks for the Orgasms
I Cant wait to have spontaneous
You're my favourite person to talk shit with
You had me at, "I hate that bitch too"
I Love you, you idiot
Roses are Red, Weed is Green, i forgot the rest
Look at you being all Festive and Shit
Calm Down I didint get you a gift
Tis the season to Fuck off
Merry Fucking Christmas
NOTEBOOK - Wine Ideas
NOTEBOOK - Because Im Old
NOTEBOOK - SHIT TO REMEMBER
NOTEBOOK - Should Say at Work
BAG-Could be a bag of
BAG - Awesome Shit Inside
BAG - Happy Fucking Birthday
BAG - Lets Drink Wine
Well Dad/Mom You did your best
Happy Birthday you geriatric F***
Look at you doing cool shit
I love you more than you annoy me
I think we'll be friends forever because we're too lazy to find new friends
Im Glad That I have you because
YOU'RE RETIRING? LAZY
CONGRATS on your new job, im sure
You're Engaged? I guess I owe
Hedgehugs/Rockin/Great Kid Birthday
Notebook- Evil-Punch-Work-Shit
Pen Set of 3 -Boss-Alone-Optimistic-Excessive
Bag - Congrats Fuckers
Bag- This Gift is the Tits
Bandaids - Man-Daids
Bandaids - Klutzy Kunts
BAG-Merry Xmas
NOTEBOOK - Thoughts I have during Work Meetings
Bandaids - Boo Boo Bands
I wanna be on the nice list but everyone is so fucking annoying
You're a f*ucking home owner now!
You're like real adults now - $6.49
and you thought retirement was going to be relaxing - $6.49
dont worry this cake goes straight to your boobs - $6.49
I fucking Love you - $6.49
Olive You - $6.49
Blitzen - $6.49
Mom You always seemed to have your shit together - $6.49
Mom isnt life so much more fun now that we can drink wine together? - $6.49
Dad thanks for always supporting me - $6.49
Dad you always seemed to have your shit together - $6.49
Happy Birthday Dont forget your age directly correlates to - $6.49
I would've got you a gift card but i knew - $6.49
Congrats on your new home, thanks for - $6.49
Sorry you cant drink, or fit in pants - $6.49
That fucking sucks - $6.49
Fuck Cancer - $6.49
I wnat to be with you - $6.49
Im dreaming of a white Christmas - $6.49
Someones excited for Christmas - $6.49
Fuck List - $6.49
You dont realize how many people you hate until you have to name a baby - $6.49
Id Be Fucked without you - $6.49
You have no fucking idea how strong you are - $6.49
Fuck Man That Sucks - $6.49
What? you expected my lazy ass - $6.49
Well on the brightside - $6.49
Happy Birthday Fucker - $6.49
Sure you frustrate the hell - $6.49
Your Kinda Bitch - $6.49
I Like you because we hate all of the same people - $6.49
You Got Old - $6.49
Thanks for always being older than me - $6.49
Sorry I called you old - $6.49
One minute your having fun and the next - $6.49
Happy Birthday to my bad ass bitch - $6.49
You're such a fucking babe - $6.49
Eat local - $6.49
Two words: Poop Explosion - $6.49
Age and glasses of wine should never be counted - $6.49
TO Mom TO Dad - $6.49
Ho. - $6.49
Love Is not holding in your farts - $6.49
Its remarkable how long we tolerated each other - $6.49
Shit Got Real - $6.49
Holy Shit you're engaged - $6.49
Im like 90% happy - $6.49
Look at you getting married and shit - $6.49
Wine Labels - Girls just wanna have fun Bachelorette - $11.99
Wine Lables- Newlyweds First Anniversary - $11.99
Wine Lables - Drink Up grinches - $11.99
Planner Note Pads Awesome Week - Adult Hard - $17.99
Birthday Shark - $6.49
You look like you were born in the 1900s - $6.49
Blow Me - $6.49
Tits Your Birthday - $6.49
We're at the age where/dad attractive - $6.49
I heard Old people like getting cards - $6.49
I Have no idea how old you are - $6.49
Happy Birthday Now go buy (holds gift card) - $6.49
Im Hungry! - $6.49
MOM Id be Fucked without you - $6.49
Fucking Quitter - $6.49
That Makes my Heart hurt - $6.49
Congratu-Fucking-lations - $6.49
Congrats Fuckers - $6.49
Thanks for the Orgasms - $6.49
I Cant wait to have spontaneous - $6.49
You're my favourite person to talk shit with - $6.49
You had me at, "I hate that bitch too" - $6.49
I Love you, you idiot - $6.49
Roses are Red, Weed is Green, i forgot the rest - $6.49
Look at you being all Festive and Shit - $6.49
Calm Down I didint get you a gift - $6.49
Tis the season to Fuck off - $6.49
Merry Fucking Christmas - $6.49
NOTEBOOK - Wine Ideas - $14.99
NOTEBOOK - Because Im Old - $14.99
NOTEBOOK - SHIT TO REMEMBER - $14.99
NOTEBOOK - Should Say at Work - $14.99
BAG-Could be a bag of - $4.49
BAG - Awesome Shit Inside - $4.49
BAG - Happy Fucking Birthday - $4.49
BAG - Lets Drink Wine - $4.49
Well Dad/Mom You did your best - $6.49
Happy Birthday you geriatric F*** - $6.49
Look at you doing cool shit - $6.49
I love you more than you annoy me - $6.49
I think we'll be friends forever because we're too lazy to find new friends - $6.49
Im Glad That I have you because - $6.49
YOU'RE RETIRING? LAZY - $6.49
CONGRATS on your new job, im sure - $6.49
You're Engaged? I guess I owe - $6.49
Hedgehugs/Rockin/Great Kid Birthday - $6.49
Notebook- Evil-Punch-Work-Shit - $14.99
Pen Set of 3 -Boss-Alone-Optimistic-Excessive - $19.99
Bag - Congrats Fuckers - $4.49
Bag- This Gift is the Tits - $4.49
Bandaids - Man-Daids - $11.99
Bandaids - Klutzy Kunts - $11.99
BAG-Merry Xmas - $4.49
NOTEBOOK - Thoughts I have during Work Meetings - $14.99
Bandaids - Boo Boo Bands - $11.99
I wanna be on the nice list but everyone is so fucking annoying - $6.49
You're a f*ucking home owner now! - $6.49
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