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You're like real adults now

You're like real adults now and you thought retirement was going to be relaxing dont worry this cake goes straight to your boobs I fucking Love you Olive You Blitzen Mom You always seemed to have your shit together Mom isnt life so much more fun now that we can drink wine together? Dad thanks for always supporting me Dad you always seemed to have your shit together Happy Birthday Dont forget your age directly correlates to I would've got you a gift card but i knew Congrats on your new home, thanks for Sorry you cant drink, or fit in pants That fucking sucks Fuck Cancer I wnat to be with you Im dreaming of a white Christmas Someones excited for Christmas Fuck List You dont realize how many people you hate until you have to name a baby Id Be Fucked without you You have no fucking idea how strong you are Fuck Man That Sucks What? you expected my lazy ass Well on the brightside Happy Birthday Fucker Sure you frustrate the hell Your Kinda Bitch I Like you because we hate all of the same people You Got Old Thanks for always being older than me Sorry I called you old One minute your having fun and the next Happy Birthday to my bad ass bitch You're such a fucking babe Eat local Two words: Poop Explosion Age and glasses of wine should never be counted TO Mom TO Dad Ho. Love Is not holding in your farts Its remarkable how long we tolerated each other Shit Got Real Holy Shit you're engaged Im like 90% happy Look at you getting married and shit Wine Labels - Girls just wanna have fun Bachelorette Wine Lables- Newlyweds First Anniversary Wine Lables - Drink Up grinches Planner Note Pads Awesome Week - Adult Hard Birthday Shark You look like you were born in the 1900s Blow Me Tits Your Birthday We're at the age where/dad attractive I heard Old people like getting cards I Have no idea how old you are Happy Birthday Now go buy (holds gift card) Im Hungry! MOM Id be Fucked without you Fucking Quitter That Makes my Heart hurt Congratu-Fucking-lations Congrats Fuckers Thanks for the Orgasms I Cant wait to have spontaneous You're my favourite person to talk shit with You had me at, "I hate that bitch too" I Love you, you idiot Roses are Red, Weed is Green, i forgot the rest Look at you being all Festive and Shit Calm Down I didint get you a gift Tis the season to Fuck off Merry Fucking Christmas BAG-Could be a bag of BAG - Awesome Shit Inside BAG - Happy Fucking Birthday BAG - Lets Drink Wine Well Dad/Mom You did your best Happy Birthday you geriatric F*** Look at you doing cool shit I love you more than you annoy me I think we'll be friends forever because we're too lazy to find new friends Im Glad That I have you because YOU'RE RETIRING? LAZY CONGRATS on your new job, im sure You're Engaged? I guess I owe Hedgehugs/Rockin/Great Kid Birthday Notebook- Evil-Punch-Work-Shit Bag - Congrats Fuckers Bag- This Gift is the Tits BAG-Merry Xmas I wanna be on the nice list but everyone is so fucking annoying You're a f*ucking home owner now! We're Adults? When did that happen? You're a Fucking Gem Im not shocked that you've been married this long It's Okay to not be Okay

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Interior: Blank
Envelope: White
Format: A2 / 4.25"x5.5"
Material: Heavy White Card Stock

Comes packaged in cellophane sleeve.

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Sale price$6.49

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The store is located in the Sommerville Centre at 2-6835 HWY 62 N, Belleville ON – just 3 minutes up the road from Walmart.

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Tuesday to Friday – 10am to 5pm

Saturday – 10am to 3pm

Sunday & Monday – CLOSED

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